Day 397

I didn't write yesterday, here is a sampling of why: I yelled at my best friend who didn't deserve it, I fought with my mother and I found out that the only thing worse than waiting on drunken undergrads all night is not having a single table and making no tips but still having to be around drunken undergrads all night. Anyway, on to today...

Today was one of those days when I did tons of things in a scheduled fashion. Here is a very brief run down:

-First stop was the faculty meeting which was hilarious due to the head of the department telling the secretary to stop taking notes at times when he was saying things that were questionable.

-The next stop was the clinic for a dermatology appointment. The dermatologist showed up super late and the whole time before she came I was sitting there thinking how I wanted to eat lunch with my friend and how when the dermatologist FINALLY arrived and walked in saying, "How are you?" I would answer, "Exhausted from waiting for you." But, when she arrived and asked me all I said was, "I'm good." I even said it in a cheery voice too. Ugh.

-I went to lunch with two of my friends today and we were all sitting outside chatting when at the exact same moment three bees showed up and went, one per person to buzz around. We all jumped up and even thought about moving to another location. What we didn't think was how ridiculous we were for letting tiny insects dictate where we had lunch.

-After lunch I went to class and was completely bored. Turns out that when you have one class that is full of lively people who think they are clever and are constantly cracking jokes any other class seems horribly borish.

-Just before I had to leave for work at the pub I had a little time to myself. I emailed a script outline and then, with only one hour remaining to myself watched Family Guy AND Golden Girls. Thank you TV Gods for putting two of my fav shows on just at the hour of my need.

-Tonight at work I realized that being a bitch comes with it's perks. For example, I said one thing that could've been mistaken as cunty to a co-worker (known table hog) and she wouldn't speak to me the entire evening. This was the best thing that could've happened. When I went around later she was asking everyone in sight stupid questions like, "What are these glasses for? Champagne?"

-After work I went to the upstairs of the pub and saw creepy life-sized portraits of the people who built the building the pub is located in and are now long dead. Earlier in the evening we had talks of the building being haunted and got freaked out. The pictures didn't help anything. Then, just as I was a few blocks away on an abandoned street, a huge truck approached me it sounded like a hellish monster and when it slowly passed me I noticed that it was covered in skulls. I guess waving to the portraits of the dead people in a "We cool?" fashion earlier was answered, "We not cool."

Weird moment: Later, while watching The Simpsons, I found myself bored. Family Guy has rotted my attention span, or is it superior in some way?

I just saw a commercial for a phone line dating service which showcased women in their jobs and then the same women in their sexy bra and panty sets. Do any women who aren't lesbians ever call this hotline? Hahaha, HOTline.

Anyway, that's all I got.

Tip of the Day: Saltine crackers are no substitute for KitKat bars.

-Canadian Castaway