Day 390

You know you watch too much TV when you notice that the sandwiches on the far table in the McDonald's commercial are sitting directly on the table. Gross. Seriously? How unrealistic, I mean if you are only getting paid like 5 dollars an hour to wait on cheap teenagers and angry fat people would you care enough to wash the tables?

Today I noticed that a friend of mine started a blog after I suggested he start a blog. I wonder if this is my super power. Wouldn't that be crazy? The only catch though (at least regarding today's super power use) was that I know that the person I had start a blog today wrote in the second sentence of his new blog that he hoped his blog wouldn't turn into a "whiny angst fest." Naturally, I liked his snarky observation until I realized that he reads this blog and could very well have been defining the entire genre of my own blog. Or, perhaps I should be happy because maybe he'd let me retitle my blog to: Whiny Angst Fest. Hmm...

Just saw an ad for beer whose slogan reads, "Hold True." What the fuck does that mean? And furthermore, what the fuck does that have to do with beer? Oh and also, while I am at it, what the fuck is up with the new Skittles commercial? Seriously? The Midas Touch was a fictional curse to make Midas not so fracking greedy and to make him learn that there is so much more to life than wealth. I guess the Skittles commercial does make sense if you think of it that way. There is so much more to life than Skittles. (sort of)

There is a team in my flag football league named, "Touchdown my Pants." Shit, I hope they aren't a slutty sorority. I don't want to get an STD from the contact. Ohh wait, I am playing shitty flag football. I bet they have slutty flags though...

Tip of the Day: Listening to Natalie Imbruglia's Torn song when you are torn about what to do doesn't help anything.

-Canadian Castaway