Day 380

I am already hungover and it's nearly 3 am. So here are a few brief things:

I hung around and wrote scenes all day. This would've been okay except that I drank so much freaking coffee that I was jumping around my room in between writings to clean and by clean I mean cleaning like sorting out my nickels from my pennies kind of freak cleaning.

My friend and I grabbed a quick beer at a brewery and sat next to a couple that was obviously on a first date. The ordered a flight of beer and with his arm draped over her chair he went on and on about each beer saying things like, "this one is more of a showcase beer..." Later he said, "I watch Oprah, everyday." Then there was a pause that he quickly interrupted with, "But, I do watching action movies." Then he went on to give her tips about how to make the most of her workout. I wonder if he's getting a second date.

Went out to a Fringe Fest show. This show made me think I have brain damage as the male lead had brain damage. The show also had a PowerPoint aspect to it and for the first time in my life EVER a PowerPoint presentation wasn't boring. It turns out the secret to making a non-boring PowerPoint is to incorporate into it a HORRIBLE amateur rap video where a kid strokes his crotch while another kid sings. In other words the show was AMAZING except for the part at the beginning when a guy from the festival got up on stage and pretty much demanded that the audience give even more money to the festival and promptly sent around women in chef hats to pass around rubber chicken baskets like we were in church. In a way though I guess we were.

Other than that I went to a writer party that turned out to be only half writers. The other half was gay men. Later I found out that not only was the prettiest gay man a good kisser (word of mouth (hee hee hee)) he had kissed nearly all of the gay men at the party. Later me and my friend whose 7th anniversary we were celebrating sat and watched a couple who is truly in love gently paw each other. We both went on and on about how wonderful it is that they have found each other. Then my friend abruptly turned to me and said, "You'll find that someday." I should've had him guarantee it somehow.

Okay so I am so friggin tired and already hungover I am going to bed. That is all until tomorrow...

Tip of the Day: Hard cider is not always a good idea.

-Canadian Castaway