Day 386

Okay, I am ready to pass out. I am probably going to actually take a break from the blog today and go to bed and hope to dream of John Stamos. Besides, me talking about waiting tables, meeting friends at McDonalds, going to the bar and walking home weren't really all that exciting.

Oh, there was one hilarious thing. A co-worker of mine at the bar said that me and my co-worker looked at a pair of lesbian hair-cutted women. My friend conceded to her hair looking lesbian-ish and then remarked, "But what is lesbian-y about Emily's hair?" The bartender looked me over and declared, "The bangs." My friend and I both thought the idea of lesbian bangs was ridiculous. Later the writers came in and I went to greet my friends including a mostly lesbian writer who guess what...has the same bangs. I have mostly lesbian bangs.

Until tomorrow...

Tip of the Day: Don't start watching Property Virgins it will make you feel like a horribly boring person and you cannot stop.

-Canadian Castaway