Day 382

My day started early, very early. I was up on and off all night long due to my friend moving around on the airbed next to my own bed. It is a terribly uncomfortable bed when it partially deflates in the night. Anyway, we ended up waking up (giving up on going back to sleep, in my case) an hour early. When we got up I couldn't even put on a smile or say more than a few words. And, it turns out that two cups of coffee couldn't combat that sort of bitchy tiredness. When some girl I didn't know didn't figure out how to open the waffle iron to make it stop beeping I said, "Open it up you dumb bitch." The worst part is that I didn't even realize I said it until a guy at the next table over whipped around and gave me a shocked look.

I had to go to a doctor appointment today and when I walked in I declared what skin condition I thought I had due to my research on the internet. At first I thought I was helping out by making my own diagnosis but then I thought it over. How annoying would it be to have some no-talent hack come in and declare that they know exactly how to do your job because they did like 15 minutes worth of internet research to make it seem like they know just as much as your 8 years in med school gave you. I woulda slapped me.

I went to the financial aid office today. I have been avoiding this office for about a week now. But damn do I need some money. The last couple of times I went in there I stood at the end of a long line that didn't move and then got bored and left. This time I waited and waited and waited, while I waited I tried to position myself to be looking at the gorgeous man behind me in line. It was all wonderful (even though I had to wait for 45 minutes in line). What I realize now is that if I didn't have my headphones in the entire time maybe I couldn't actually got to know the extremely good looking man in line behind me. But, luckily I did have them in because listening to music calmed me down while I was waiting and helped me to not slap the woman who was trying to help me with the financial aid process in the SLOWEST way possible when I finally made it to the counter.

After the doctor appointment I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up a few things and when I got up to the cute Jewish pharmacist (I have a thing for Jewish men) I declared what I needed and he sort of cowered. At first I thought this was because he liked me too but later I realized it was because I was way to assertive. I wonder if there are classes available on how to pick up Jewish pharmacists. That is what they should teach in school.

I went to work this afternoon and by the time I left tonight it felt like I had worked for three days straight. But, I did get to flirt. First off I flirted with the 21 year old. He and I exchanged insults and eye contact. Later the security guys came on the clock. Usually they are just fun to look at but tonight I met one that was not only gorgeous he was also kind and smart and level-headed. He even had some curry that he had made in the back and I asked what it was and he offered me some. He was eating it with bread. So, I took a hunk of the bread and he said, "You can have some bread from the side I didn't bite off of if you want." I said, "Do you have some sort of weird disease or something?" And he laughed and denied that he did. Plus, the curry was good. I think I am in love, hopefully I don't have some sort of weird disease or any disease that I could read about on the internet.

Tip of the Day: Go to bed.

-Canadian Castaway