Day 401

Holy shit, I missed day 400! Well, on day 400 I got my period AND saw my alleged bff bodyguard makeout with an extremely drunk friend of his. This is the same friend he has had a crush on for over a year. Everyone (including myself) told him to go for it. Little did we know he would...in my place of employ, sucking face like a freaky vampire for over an hour at a table that all his friends were sitting a well, they were sitting at until they couldn't take it anymore. I would be a liar if I didn't admit spreading the gossip around this morning but the whole thing is still kinda sick.

Other than that today I ate an amazing beef sandwich, lost my earbuds, and was generally cranky despite having watched Saved! and A Dirty Shame. Tomorrow I am going to a giant Japanese store. The last time I went there there was a rush in the cellphone danglers section. It was so thick with all types of Japanese peeps, including a white-haired man, that I couldn't make it in there. I don't even want a cellphone dangly, but the sheer fact that they are hard to inquire makes me NEED ONE NOW! Hopefully the don't just have the anal bead variety left by the time I elbow my way in.
Aight, I am so frigging tired. I am off to bed to try and not dream about my now ex-bff (he is a hot mess) and the skank he makes out with.

Tip of the Day: Don't watch that third movie, it'll just put you to sleep.

-Canadian Castaway