Day 414

Pretty sure I am watching a show where there is a man addicted to cheeseburgers and before that there was an episode with a woman who drinks at least a 24 pack of Coke a day. It is amazing that I EVER leave the house.

This morning I woke up and started texting my co-worker from bed to see if she would cover a shift for me. During the text I got a call from my manager who asked if I could go into work right away and help out with a function as they were super short-staffed, if I were to go she promised to cover my shift. So, I waddled over to work, and found out that the function meant, a whole room filled with conservatives having a rally. Turns out that the conservatives in the this country are the same as the conservatives in my country: white, old, and upper-class. Which is why when I was standing on the other side of the bar and I looked up during a silence and said, "What the hell? Did they all die at the same time?" I didn't feel bad that one of the conservatives heard me.

Other than that I basically watched TV and ate turkey pepperoni this evening and watched an infomercial for HipHop Abs. I am trying to keep my standards low today so that I can really bust it out tomorrow and get stuff done and it will be that much sweeter...or I am just trying to justify doing nothing but waiting on rich people all day and eating meat bi-product in front of the television.

Tip of the Day: Do.

-Canadian Castaway