Day 411

Tonight was drag queen bingo night. All I know for sure is that somehow I made it home and am currently watching Edward Scissorhands on the Canadian equivalent of PBS.

Here are a few other details I can (sort of) remember:

When we were waiting to get in a super loud older guy (possibly homeless) came up to us and kept talking on and on about how he wanted to get a cab. After a friend of mine listened to him for awhile she held out the bag she was eating from and said, "You want a carrot?" The guy, without hesitation, yelled in a husky voice, "Hell no!" He then turned to the street and started yelling, "Cab! Cab!"

My friend and I agreed to be drag queens for Halloween. I am to be the bingo caller drag queen and my friend is the assistant. Note: The bingo caller is the fat, loud one who makes absolutely no effort to sound womanly.

My friend who just broke up with her boyfriend asked a girl to go out with her and got rejected because the girl is engaged. She waited awhile and then found another girl whom she danced with quite sexily until the girl announced she was straight and left without so much as a kiss.

My friend was kissing the sound booth boy.

I wound up kissing a gay man.

I think that "blackout" bingo has a whole new meaning at this club. If you drink enough of the drink special and are not passed out in the bathroom and have played all your bingo rounds until the very end you just may blackout by the time it takes to rustle up a winner. Honestly, I could very well have won the final round had I only been sober enough to pay attention.

I went looking for my bodyguard to leave and found him outside with a crazed-looking homeless man next to him. The homeless guy said something like, "Get away from my boyfriend!" to me. He then pulled my bodyguard aside and told him he had a passion in his eyes. When I asked my bodyguard about it later he said that the man was a sad little guy who just wanted to be loved and he also said he felt sorry for him. This is why I love my bodyguard.

My bodyguard and I had a heart to heart on the bus ride home and he gave me the best advice I have received in a long, long time. Advice that if followed correctly could make me a much happier and receptive person. Basically he told me to let go and I think I will.

Alright, Edward is now off the air and I must leave so I can wake up tomorrow and regret nothing but not drinking enough water before going to bed.

Tip of the Day: Just because doubles are on special doesn't mean that you have to drink them...but your night may be a whole lot more fun if you do.

-Canadian Castaway