Day 402

My apologies if you had the misfortune of reading yesterday's shitass attempt at blogging, turns out when you sit around eating Good N Plenty and watching movies all day you can't write very well. Anyway, on with it, I haven't had any Good N Plenty in a few hours.

Today I went to the gigantic Japanese store with my Chinese neighbor. I was super excited and had a great time looking at 2 dollar Japanese crap until...I had to find my friend. Turns out that there were lots of people in the store, lots of Asian people to be exact. Every time I thought I heard my friend speaking it was another woman, and every time I thought I saw her it turned out to be another lady with long black, parted-down-the-middle hair. I was living a white people stereotype nightmare. When I finally found my friend I grabbed her shoulders and said, "The next time we come here you are dying your hair. I don't care which color but it can't be black!"

I went to supper this evening, this doesn't often happen anymore due to work and going out with writers and the fact that I am sick of making small talk. Weirdly though all went well. I sat by a chatty girl from California who I actually quite enjoy and tonight she taught me a very important lesson, a lesson that I will never forget. The lesson is: If someone tells you that they have had gastric bypass surgery do not ask them about the recovery process, especially if you have just eaten a plateful of food or do not enjoy 30 minute stories that aren't that interesting. Frick.

Sidenote: I just asked someone to be my friend on Facebook and had them accept the request within seconds. Wow, looks like I just got a new BFF.

Tip of the Day: If you call your mom and she asks you what you're doing tell her, "Well, I just let loose a loud fart."

-Canadian Castaway