Day 262
To be continued...
I will say, I sent out an email today and told a few friends from my past to check out my blog. Which is why it is ironic that all I have to offer is the above. Please read other entries, as entries from now on will make more sense as I do not have any more going away parties to attend that actually involve me going away for a few hours. But, here is a brief summary of today's borish highlights:
Today my mom asked if I had heard from a friend of mine. I told her that I hadn't. Later that day I read her status update on facebook. Apparently, she is about to have a kid. I guess it's been quite awhile since we last spoke.
I ate three turkey hot dogs with cheese in them.
I made my friend steal a television for me.
I have sand in my hair and a little while ago my friend said the breakfast at her hotel started at 9:64 and I believed her.
I skyped with my brother and he showed me his gallon of ice cream. Then we each reached for our glasses of booze at the same time and toasted, making sure to tap the computers built into our laptops a little while later he said, "I'm telling Mom!"
I just turned on a fan and my friend said, "That sounds like a vibrator."
Note: Wish I had more to offer at this moment. Until tomorrow. Remember this message is, to be continued...
Tip of the Day: When you help some lost Asian kid to help his friends on the beach, prepare to stay a long while and write a really shit blog that you will be ashamed of come tomorrow. But, someday you will know what all of this meant and it will become a hilarious anecdote.
-Canadian Castaway
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