Day 261
So blame Finland for this maybe shitty blog entry as it is their vodka that made me incoherent and exhausted. Seriously, it's a miracle I got home and remembered that I write a blog. Here is a summarization of the day:
I spent the morning thinking about becoming an Avon lady. I decided against it because I am too aggressive and could only keep customers for so long before I scared them into ignoring me.
The rest of the morning I spent looking at shoes on Ebay. The only ones that I wanted after looking through hundreds of pairs, were the rainboots with horses on them. And then I realized that I am a less cool version of my 10 year old self.
I teared up during the youtube clip of that kid who played a Lady Gaga song on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. It was then that I realized that I still have a heart.
On my way to work I figured out that I am too good to still have a crush on the person who may never have a crush on me. (Yeah, fuck off, that's tough)
At work today my boss yelled my name repeatedly, calling me to the back office. I trudged back there to find out what I had done wrong. She said, "Show so and so your new cellphone! Show her right now!"
Apparently someone in my building is doing a study on the quality of our tap water and finding that it has tons of copper in it. I just drank three glasses. I wonder what that's going to mean to my health.
Tonight can best be summed up in the message I wrote to my friend in India after I got home: "vodka, sangria, (our friend) telling me NOT to tell you that he is smoking, vodka, grabbing peoples asses, sangria, vodka, (person in Creative Writing Progam) saying she'd have sex with me, vodka.
On the bus ride home I was that girl who was standing, holding the rail, talking to a friend when her bag is clearly thumping a person sitting nearby. Not only did this person put up with it, she told me that my bag was open on the side. Canadians are extra nice to the point of making Americans look like disrespectful idiots. Hmm....
My friend just texted me, "Make it Stop!" I have no idea how to respond to that, considering that I know he is eating delicious hashbrowns right now. That betch.
I had poutine on the way home. It is amazing, but now super awesome fantastic amazing. I do so want to meet the Canadian who thought of putting cheese and gravy on potatoes, though.
Yeah so this entry sucks, but, sometimes you need to get drunk on your friends's balcony and look into peoples windows with binoculars and look at the sunset with your third cocktail in your hand and enjoy the day and wonder how the hell you got there and when you get to that fourth cocktail you wonder where the bathroom is. Sometimes life is like that.
Tip of the Day: If you don't want to walk home alone put on your giant headphones and crank the Gaga.
-Canadian Castaway
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