Halloween Wrap Up

Day 66
So, the time is now 5:05 am. I am starting to wonder if I should just huff it down to the clothing optional beach and watch the sun come up with the derelicts. Here is another brief run down. (I will start writing actual blog entries starting tomorrow (?) What can I say it was a holiday weekend.

Pretty much watched Lorraine from Mad TV videos yesterday until I started to dance with the Turkish mafia, goddamn they have moves. Who knew? It could have something to do with whatever was in there cups (it was delicious).

My friend pasted cereal boxes all over herself and doused her shirt and skin in fake blood to go as a cereal killer.

Two gay guys in drag one in a red hot mini dress the other in an old lady wig and a bathrobe met each other with ecstatic greetings of, "Hey, we have the same handbag!"

Denny's is classier in Canada except when you shove 8 people into a 4 person booth. It can be kinda sexy until you realize that no matter how much you hang on your bodyguard and share his hamburger either he is not attracted to you or you are not attracted to him. But, it's nice to be rubbing up against each other until you get a side cramp and a guy in a sexy sailor outfit sees you and thinks you are taken.

I dressed up as a gothic hooker-type person, well, I called it: I tried to be an extra for a Rob Zombie music video but didn't make the cut.

I kissed two gay guys and one straight guy on the lips, but sadly without tongue. Come on, if you're gonna kiss, kiss, right?

I hit on a library science student by confessing to him my library fetishes (fingering bindings, smelling, rubbing books) as a method of hitting on him. He told me that these were common things and then walked away.

Actually, every story I've told tonight has been knocked down with the comment, "Yeah, everybody has done that (or thought that or had that)." It really starts to get annoying. Is everybody unoriginal or is it just me? Or, are the people I hang around with until 5 am just superficial officious bitches? Hard to say.

I tried to ground myself today, but I got loose and then I caught myself breaking punishment and have extended my grounding to 4 whole days. I wonder if I will break out again?

It's funny how you see so many guys dressed as women for Halloween but not hardly any women dressed as men.

So, nobody drives in my Canadian city but the buses do not run all the time either, isn't that strange.

At one of the parties I was at (I know, I get around, I was popular until people actually hung out with me) there was a video playing on a giant computer monitor. All of a sudden every Canadian in the room busted out singing along to the soundtrack of a cartoon character riding a log down a river. Turns out this is what they used to run during commercial break. Funny, I know the songs to commercials to, but they were all for chainstores. What's creepier?

-Canadian Castaway
-Canadian Castaway